Source - Awkward - 404 - Sophomore Sluts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Friday, May 9, 2014
Thursday, May 1, 2014
Muslim Heaven
Lissa's mentee: It's too bad you won't get into Jannah dressed like that.
Lissa: Is that the new three-level, over-18 club in Westwood?
Lissa's mentee: Muslim Heaven. It has seven levels.
And the outcome:-
Lissa looks so beautiful in hijab.
Source: Awkward - 403 - Touched By An Angel
Saturday, April 19, 2014
Age?
Age is a sensitive question to Victoria Chase. I still couldn't believe that she is 63 years old in real life. Yeah, it's not a secret Victoria it's everywhere. She looks kinda young for 60-ish old lady. Maybe it's the make up. Yeah, that's it.
Source: Hot in Cleveland - 502 - Surprise
Friday, April 18, 2014
Saturday, April 12, 2014
Kardashians of Science
Well, to me, social science is not a real science. I just don't get it.
Source: The Big Bang Theory - 720 - The Relationship Diremption
Friday, March 21, 2014
Thursday, March 20, 2014
#Glee100 - Brittany S. Pierce is back!
...well, at least for the 100th episode. Not sure she'll be with Glee for the rest for the final season.
Yes, I do watch Glee, but mainly during its first three seasons. I rarely watch it now because I don't like the story-line after those original members graduated and the new characters and their back stories not that appealing to me (Blaine, Unique, Marley and even Sam to name some). And Mr. Shue's pep talks in almost every episode are deadening as hell.
I'm so glad that they decided to bring back the main Glee club members. My favorite is not that full-of-herself Rachel Berry, or that gay kid Kurt Hummel, or even Santana (I love her before, when she was a bitch). My most favorite glee character is Brittany S. Pierce! She's a banana! Dumb, literally insane but but also entirely well-meaning and kindhearted. She has her own online talk show called Fondue for Two. She also has a cat named Lord Tubbington.
She's now one of genius in MIT (not sure how that happened) and very good at, well, guess what?Quantitative Algorithm! *whatever that is* Maybe she was a genius before but she was just pretending to look dumb, living the easier life.
Download the Glee's 100th episode on Firedrive here. Just click on 'Continue to File' on the top and then the blue colored 'Download File' button.
Source: Glee - 512 - 100
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Throw some confetti!
What is not good for you to throw as confetti? A box of thumbtacks! Scully however, didn't know that.
Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine - 121 - Unsolvable
Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine - 121 - Unsolvable
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
Sweevil
According to Shawn and Gus, Sweevil is a characteristic when someone is being sweet and evil at the same time. In the latest episode of Psych (A Touch of Sweevil), Yvette Nicole Brown is a sweevil 'witch'. Not sure if it is coincidence or not, but I think that her other character in Community, Shirley Bennett is also kinda sweevil.
Source: Psych - 808 - A Touch of Sweevil
Monday, March 17, 2014
This little girl is 'evil'.
This is Lily Tucker-Pritchett. She was once the love of the family. When Gloria and Jay have their new baby, the attention shifted from her to the new member of the family. Now she's bitter. Thus the plot thickens!
Source: Modern Family - 516 - Spring-A-Ding-Fling
Mine doesn't need that too. ;)
I'm still receiving those emails. What? Because I'm Asian and I need that?! Pfft. Those spammers need to stop and get a real job.
Source: Community - 508 - App Development and Condiments
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
Monday, March 10, 2014
Usher and Shakira Dance Off
While they were dancing and bonding, I bet Adam was like, "Look, Blake! They are just making fool out of themselves. Please, that is not even near to the power of our bromance, right?"
Sunday, March 9, 2014
Dear Frozen Yogurt,
Source: Parks and Recreation - 614 - Anniversaries
I've only been once to Tutti Fruitti so far. Tutti Fruitti is one of the famous frozen yogurt brand in Malaysia (and some other parts of the world). To be honest, they are selling overpriced yogurt. Contrary to the number of Tutti Fruitti cup pictures uploaded and the going-for comments on Facebook, I don't think that the yogurt is that delicious at all. Don't let me start talking about the toppings. Urgh. And now, there are other brands mushrooming.
But of course, eating yogurt (minus the toppings) is undoubtedly healthier than ice cream.
But of course, eating yogurt (minus the toppings) is undoubtedly healthier than ice cream.
Saturday, March 8, 2014
"Words are my weapons"
Something stronger than words as weapons.
P/s - Yes, Britta. We all know that you're a Psych major.
Source: Community - 508 - App Development and Condiments
P/s - Yes, Britta. We all know that you're a Psych major.
Source: Community - 508 - App Development and Condiments
Friday, March 7, 2014
Thursday, March 6, 2014
"These, madam, are STDs"
Boyle is giving STD to everyone in the precinct. Not cool, Boyle. Not cool.
Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine - 119 - Tactical Village
Lonely? There's a solution for that.
Well, according to Haley Dunphy, having a mirror in your room will be like having company. It'll curb your loneliness issue. Try it!
Source: Modern Family - 515 - The Feud
Source: Modern Family - 515 - The Feud
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