Tedium

Someone please get me out from this tedious life.

Hey domino,
I am stopping you from falling
1-2-3 Don’t you dare go down

-The Pierces

Secret

♪ got a secret ♪

♪ can you keep it? ♪

♪ swear this one you'll save ♪

♪ better lock it, in your pocket ♪

♪ taking this one, to the grave ♪

♪ if I show you, then I know you ♪

♪ won't tell what I said ♪

♪ 'cause two, can keep a secret ♪

♪ if one of them is dead ♪

- The Pierces

Secret

♪ got a secret ♪

♪ can you keep it? ♪

♪ swear this one you'll save ♪

♪ better lock it, in your pocket ♪

♪ taking this one, to the grave ♪

♪ if I show you, then I know you ♪

♪ won't tell what I said ♪

♪ 'cause two, can keep a secret ♪

♪ if one of them is dead ♪

- The Pierces

Dearest AdSense Customer Support

AdSense Customer Support sent me this email when I resubmitted my application for the second and the third time:-

Hello Abdul Aziz Ahmad,

Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. Unfortunately, after reviewing your application, we're unable to accept you into Google AdSense at this time.

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below.

Issues:
- Unsupported Language

My reaction:

Dearest AdSense Customer Support, the first time you rejected my application for the same reason (unsupported language), I accepted it because I nominated my main blog, http://iraziz.blogspot.com, which most of the posts are in Bahasa Malaysia.

For the second and third, I am nominating my English blog, http://irazizinenglish.blogspot.com, which I can say 97% of the language used here is in English. It meets your requirement actually. And I submitted the right link. Right now, I'm going to submit it again for the forth time with this post being the latest post of the blog. See whether your customer support agent can understand English or not.

FYI - Google AdSense allowing blogger to earn money by displaying targeted Google ads on the website.

Tawdry

Source - The Big Bang Theory - 113 - The Bat Jar Conjecture

Type: adjective (tawdrier, tawdriest)

Definition: tastelessly showy, cheap and shoddy

Synonyms:

• brassy
• cheap
• cheap-jack
  
• flashy
• tacky
• trashy
  
• shoddy
  

Biarkan Kuda Itu Menyanyi

Sedang aku tidak tahu mahu buat apa, aku pun terus buka pelayar internetku yang membukakan muka Google secara automatik. Wah, sungguh skema ayat ini. Sambung semula. Disebabkan kebosanan secara melampau, aku pun menaip perkataan "Bosan" di muka sesawang pencarian tersebut. Teka apa yang aku jumpa?

Link pertama ialah "10 Laman Web Yang Boleh Menghilangkan Bosan Di Pejabat". Satu laman yang pada pendapatku agak menarik dan agak boleh menghilangkan bosan mengandungi ini:-


Biarkan kuda-kuda itu menyanyi secara a cappella. Klik sini. Bosan anda pasti hilang.

Taking Care of Your Jeans

When washing your pair of jeans, make sure that you turn it inside-out before you place it in the washing machine. This is to avoid back-staining effect, unwanted contrast between the white and indigo dyed fibers.

It's a good thing!

P/s - Kak Martha Stewart, I borrow your tangline kejap tau. XOXO!

Perkara Menarik Yang Berlaku Hari Ini

Menarik kah? Duli Yang Maha Mulia, Al-Wathiqu Billah Tuanku Sultan Mizan Zainal Abidin Ibni Al-Marhum Sultan Mahmud Al-Muktafi Billah Shah datang bersembahyang Jumaat di masjid kawasan perumahan saya, atau lebih dikenali sebagai Masjib Abu Hurairah.

Karpet merah dan khutbah multimedia menantikan Tuanku

Orang ramai berpusu-pusu mahu bersalaman dengan Tuanku. Ye lah, bukan selalu dapat berjumpa Tuanku. Aku? Kemalasan dan tidak suka bersesak-sesak. Mungkin lain kali, InsyaAllah.

Dapat tangkap gambar kereta pun jadilah.

Semasa persinggahan Tuanku di Masjid Abu Hurairah, cuba teka siapa yang ada memeriahkan sekali kunjungan tuanku? Peserta-peserta Top 6 (kalau tidak silap) program Imam Muda. Ye, saya sudah tahu siapa yang berjaya hingga ke Top 6 (walaupun saya sendiri jarang lihat programnya). Mahu tahu? Nah, sneak peek nya:-

(Klik gambar untuk paparan yang lebih jelas)

Wah, sudah lama tak buat karangan bergambar seperti ini. Baiklah, itu sahaja untuk kali ini.

Headboard Position of the Bed

Source - The Big Bang Theory - 107 - The Dumpling Paradox

Apparently, the correct headboard position of the bed, as what being told by Sheldon (the one wearing red t-shirt), is as in the description below:-

Marauders:

Type: Noun
Definition: Someone who attacks in search of booty

Synonyms:

• piranhas
• predators
• vultures

Booty
Type: Noun
Definition: Goods or money obtained illegally
Synonyms:-

• dirty money
• loot
• swag
• pillage
  

Yank

Lagu dari Wali Band yang berjudul Yank. Agak menarik. Pertama kali dengar terus jatuh hati. Pasti menjadi pilihan lagu untuk berkaraoke. Tapi konsep videonya agak pelik. Seperti tiada kaitan. Apa-apa saja lah.

Almost Screwed Up

I was trying to explore the new blogger "Design Template" option and I almost screwed up the this blog.

Well, after almost two hours of exploring, I must say that I'll just stick to this uncomplicated template. Good thing I made backup or else, I have to stick with the new template that I don't really like.

A News

It's not really a great news but it's a news nonetheless and I've been waiting for so long actually. I thank Allah for every opportunity given.

The Door Euphemism

Source - The Big Bang Theory - 104 - The Luminous Fish Effect

This is what you'll get when trying to have a conversation with a science nerd, or to be exact, with a theoretical physicist. :p

Pretty Little Liars

Oh, I'm in love with this new TV Series! Full with beautiful people. As humans, it is normal that we like beautiful people/things right? Lucy Hale, you are so cute!

Pretty Little Liars, as what stated in Wikipedia, it is the teen version of Desperate Housewives. Also, can describe it as Gossip Girl meet I Know What You Did Last Summer. Oh, it is actually based on hot-selling novel series with the same title. Here is the sneak peek:-

This Is A Scam

I am Lee Kiang, an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, that shares the same last name as your's, died as a result of a heart-related condition in March 12th 2008. Leaving behind a deposit valued at $19 million dollars. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia.

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law, you can also contact me on my private EMAIL: leekiangesq1@gmail.com

Best Regards,

Lee Kiang.

Attorney at Law.

Dear Mr Lee,

Do you expect me to believe this? Come on la. I don't know how on earth that you got my email but nevertheless I will use your email and post it to some random scam website and let you see how you feel about it. Revenge time. Muahahahahaha!

Regards,

Abdul Aziz Ahmad.

Like this post? More at http://irazizinenglish.blogspot.com

Rawatan Kegatalan Rambut

Ahad lepas, aku ke kedai gunting rambut, yang namanya aku memang tak ingat, atau tidak ambil peduli langung. Yang penting, kedai rambut dekat kawasan rumah aku lah. Mahu gunting rambut sebab kegatalan. Malah ada rambut yang gugur. Sudah tua kah? Ataupun syampu rambut jenama Clear Anti-Hairfall itu yang tidak berkesan? Apa-apa saja lah.

Antara dialog yang diingati semasa di kedai (mungkin ditokok-tambah sedikit):-

Bai: Mari bang.
Aku: Err, dia tengah tunggu tuh (sambil menunjuk ke arah seorang pemuda berbangsa Cina)?
Bai: Tak apa.
Aku: (Dalam hati: Ah, mungkin dia dah cop barber lagi sorg tuh kot)

Aku pun pergi saja ke kerusi istimewa untuk menggunting rambut itu.

Bai: Macam mana?
Aku: Potong pendek. Kasi botak. Eh, jangan botak terus. Macam Mawi (sambil mengharapkan Bai tersebut mengenali siapa itu Mawi)
Bai: Oh, nombor 2 boleh? (Bagi yang tak tau, tahap pemotongan rambut untuk kaum Adam boleh diukur dengan tahap 1,2 dan 3. Tetapi aku lupa 1 yang paling nipis atau 3).
Aku: Err, boleh la.

Rambut aku pun dipotong dengan selambanya. Sesekali tu, aku melihat cermin di hadapanku

Aku: (Dalam hati: Aiseh, apsal nipis sgt nih? Matila aku!)

Dipendekkan cerita, beginilah hasilnya:-

Seperti pendek sangat lah pula. Mawi punya rambut pun lagi panjang barangkali. Aiseh. Tak mengapa lah, asalkan tiada lagi kegatalan rambut. Kepala pun jadi ringan, biar pun menampakkan telinga aku yang capang itu.

Aku balik rumah saja, mak dan kakakku terkejut kepalaku botak seperti Botak-Chin. Macam lah tak pernah lihat aku botak sebelum ini. Anak-anak buahku menggelakkan aku. "Haha! Botak! Botak!". Berani sungguh mereka. Apa-apa pun, aku bangga dengan kepalaku yang botak sekarang.

Sekian, satu lagi entri tidak ada kerja.

P/s - Google Chrome aku buat hal pulak. Mahu uninstal lah. Kembali kepada Mozilla. Lebih aman.

My Time Is Worthless

Get it? "You cannot waste my time coz my time is worthless". LOL! Anyone who doesn't get it can flush your own face into the toilet bowl. Haha!