Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Lawak Laki Bini. WARNING!!! 18SX!

Haha! Klakar ni, tapi ada unsur2 18SX sket la. Huhu!

Mamak oh Mamak

Suatu hari sedang Ali minum teh di gerai Mamak yang biasa dikunjunginya, tiba-tiba Mamak gerai tersebut bersorak gembira dan terus datang kepadanya.

Ali : Apa yang suka sangat Mamak ni?

Mamak: Saya bini juga surat India mari.

Ali: Apa dia cakap? Tentu good news....

Mamak: Dalam dia punya surat ada cakap sudah beranak. New baby! Ayo.... saya banyak suka hati la. Saya belanja awak free minum jugak!

Ali: Tahniah! Mamak. Ini kena balik India cepat ni?


Mamak: Ya la, saya sudah tiga tahun tarak balik.

Ali: ?????????????

Konsep 'Kita'

Tersebutlah suatu kisah dimana si isteri telah meluahkan rasa tidak puas hatinya pada sang suami yang berbunyi lebih kurang begini...

Isteri : Apalah abang nie...asalkan kawan abang datang, abang mesti cakap rumah abang, kereta abang, TV abang, sofa abang...tak adil lah macam nie...asik asik abang aje...

Suami: La. ..abis ayang nak cakap macam mana...

Isteri : Abang cakap la...rumah kita...kereta kita...TV kita...sofa kita... bukankah semua harta benda nie hak milik kita bersama...

Suami: Ahhh..iya lah...iyalah...

Isteri: Hmm...abang dari tadi lagi terhegeh-hegeh cari apa?...

Suami: Haa...ada awak nampak...seluar dalam KITA...???

Isteri: %#@**^&%#@

I'm Going hOme!!!




Hmm, today is actually my last day at UIA for this sem. I might not be berlegar-legar dalam UIA for the next three months since i will doing my Internship at Institue of Medical Research and will just ulang-alik from my home.


Gonna miss all the kemudahan available here. Internet (paling rindu! Since the internet connection in my house is damn slow..), the cafe, the library, the classes...



Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Broken English? Who cares?

Form now on, i think i'm gonna post my entries mostly in English. If you notice, in my privious post about the "final exam", it was much written in English more if compared to Bahasa.

The thing is, i don't know why i typing much faster in English compared to Bahasa. Maybe sebab semua assignment wat dalam Englih kot. The point is, this is the reason why i love to post in English.

The problem is, my English is not really good. My grammar is upside-down (as you can see... i mean, read...) and my vocabularies are limited. Hmm. so how?

I really want to improve my English so badly since i don't want to waste what i continuously learn for about 17 years, i guess? Gila! 17 tahun blajar English but still no improvement. So, i hope by doing this, i can increase my English to a better level.

Sangat tertarik ngan iklan kat Hotfm, by Leya pasal broken English. The ads emphasized that, cakap jer English, walaupun tunggang langgang because, from the tunggang langgang, you will learn how to correct it and them you will be bagus in the future!

HAHA! Roger and out!

There gOes tHe FiNAL eXam!

Huh, Finally, semalam abes gak final exm aku. Lega rasa walaupun aku rasa mcm boleh wat lg baik utk final (biasa la ni, dah abes br nak nyesal).

Berikut adalah summary pasal final exam aku:-

1) Engineering Ethics - Hmm, ok la. Tapi last minute punya study membuatkan aku rasa nyesal yg amat sangt kalo xdapat result yg best utk subj yg senang ni. Padan muka aku!

2) Cell & Tissue Engineering - Hmmm, what should i say about this subj? One word, HAMPEH! Nyesal tak study btol2. So much to read and little time to study. Need to really pay attention in the class next time bcoz Dr. Raha seriously loves to ask the question from what she said in the class. For those who haven't take the subj yet, make sure you 'll attend all the classes and write down all the things she said.

3) English for Academic Purposes - This exam was held on the same day with Cell and Tissue Eng. Hmm, of course la I didn't pay much attention on this subject cause i hv to spend all my time to memorize and understand (more to memorize i guess...) for Cell and Tissue. However, I managed to study all the technical aspects for EAP which includes the quating, paraphrasing, synthesizing and summarizing. During the exam, Q 1 and 2 (Pemahaman and Summary) were ok to me since it deals more with the technical things but for Q 3, which is the argumentative assay, i think i did really bad... How bad is it? It is like when I doing my essay for English Level 2 in matrics. Gosh! I was focusing too much for my introduction until i hv to struggle with time to put my points together for the arguments. Bad time management! Next time, do the isi for the karangan first, then the intro and the conc. however, my carry mark for this subj is ridiculouslygly good (not to boast okay...). I was worried about my Class Presentation for this subj and hmm, luckily, Madam Zarinah is really a kind-hearted lecturer. If you do what she want, she'll gives you good marks. Hahahaha!

4) Decision Science - Hmm. Subj ni actually sangat senang if you buat all the exercises available in the text book. However, again, because of me being damn lazy and loves to do things in the last minutes, this subj turn to the pain in the ass. However, i think i did really well if compared with my mid term and test#1 and #2. Really happy. But i don't know whether i nailed it because my c.mary for this subj was quite bad. huhu!

5) Biochemistry II - One word. Memorizing! Hmm... memang penat amek biotech ni sbb semua nak kena hafal. Ni salah satu subj yg memang kna hafal. Hmm, thanks to Abby (my hardworking classmate), i was able to get all the hints that were actually supposed to come out for the exam. Alhamdulillah, more than half of the hints memang masuk dalm exam. Hints tu actually aper yg medam tekankan dalam kelas. Aku pn ada tulis dalam notes, tapi x perasan. Alhamdulillah mlm sblum exam tu, i did call Abby, and then, baru perasan all the things that i wrote down in the class.

6) Transport Phenomena - Best subject ni sbb carry mark pn best. However, kalo carry mark tinggi pon, it doesn't mean that you can do well in the final unless if you really study. Hmm, untuk subj ni, aku sbnarnya memang dah wat nota and tinggal nak study jer. Tapi biasa la, sbb malas, aku neglected it. I was really being focused on the day before the exam was held (the exam was actually at 2.30pm). Hmm, nak compressed semua dalam half day? Quite impossible... Again, menyesal!

7) Bioseparation - Ni subj yg palng tader mood aku nak study. Hampeh tol. Maybe sebab last paper and sumer org in the mood to balik kampung. Mintak2 dapat more than half for the final.

Hmm, actually ada lagi dua subj yg xder final:-

8) Percussion Skills - Hmm, main kompang, darabuka, gendang. Aku rasa aku boleh skor subj ni. Bukan sbb aku terer main, tapi sbb aku participate in the class kot. huhu!

9) Seminar II - Ni subj paling loser. dah la just 0.5 Credit Hour, tapi kena jumpa lecturer 8 times or more for the 10 minues presentation only. Quite hampeh. Lagi2 kalo dapat supervisor yg x menyenangkan hati, Prof. S. (bukan nama sebenar...).

Hmm.. Ini jer lah sdikit sebanyak pasal subj yg aku amek sem ni. Total Credint Hour was 20 (banyak la jugak utk budak engin...). Hope u enjoy my luahan perasaan. Kalo enjoy, letak la comments. Huhu.

Okay, see ya in the next post!!