Thursday, January 29, 2009

Mereka Yg Kurang Berguna

Perempuan Yg Kurang Berguna

Ari tuh, otw nak ke Mydin, aku nampak sorg makcik nih, marah anak dia (umur dalam lingkungan 2-3 tahun) mcm nih:

"Org nak pimpin tangan, nak lepas2 plak. Meh tangan tuh!", sambil memberi satu ketukan di kepala anaknyer.

Aku kata:

Makcik, nak marah2 anak tuh, jgn la sampai main2 kepala. Budak tuh baru kecik lagi kot. Kang ada effeck kat kepala dia ker nanti mcm mana? Besar2 nanti bengong ker? Ish! Lagi pon, kurang sopan la main2 kepala nih? Mak ayah makcik x ajar ker time kecik2 dulu? Ke dorg pon main2 ketuk kepala mcm makcik gak, sbb tu makcik jd bengong macam nih?


Lelaki Yg Kurang Berguna

Aku dah ada atas bas kat area Kota Raya (transit utk ke umah aku). Sedang2 aku menunggu bas yg xreti2 nak gerak tuh (sbb nak tunggu sampai penuh baru nak jalan), aku ternampak ada dua lelaki nak naik bas yg aku naik tuh. Sorg tu pegang tin minuman. Sorg yg pegang tin tuh, masa dia baru nak naik bas tuh, ada ke dia campak jer tin kosong (a.k.a sampah) tu kat luar mcm tuh jer?

Aku kata:

Weh brader, bengong ker aper? Xnampak ker tong sampah atas bas nih? X pon, kat tepi bas stop nih de tong sampah besar nak mampus. Buang kat situ boleh x? Saya pantang org buang sampah merata-rata nih, biarpon sekeping tiket yg kecik tuh! Kutip balik brader. Jaga kebersihan KL nih sket. Takkan nak jadikan KL ni sarang tikus kot sbb sikap brader ngan kawan2 brader yg x kenal mana satu tong sampah? Meh saya ajar aper tu tong sampah? Nih, depan brader nih, bekas besar yg ada lobang nih, ni la tong sampah! Paham?!

P/s - "Aku kata" tuh sbnarnyer dalam hati jer. But then, aku tulis gak kat sini supaya org2 len yg baca dapat pengajaran aper yg aku cuber sampaikan nih.

Tata!


17 comments:

abbazsmakl@gmail.com said...

hahahah..
dh aku tau..
xkannye aziz berani ckp cmtu..
nah...xcaya..
aziz yg pemalu nih ckp cmtu?

ajezahmad said...

@ abbaz - Pemalu ker? Agak pemalu la jugak.

Anonymous said...

huhuh..tu la aku dok bace..asyik ko je kate..makcik n brader tu tak kate pape ke? sbb xde la ko tulis diorg kate..heheh..

si lalang said...

*angkat tgn menyokong* sungguh xe kesedaran sivik punye manusia! sampah tu leh amp0n lagik.. tp yg ketuk kepala anak nih.. tidak boleh dimaafkan langsung! *emo*

ArsSisters said...

aku pun dah agak la...aziz xkan berani punya la ckp cam 'aku kata' tu hahahahha

ajezahmad said...

@ husna - Makcik ngan brader tu terdiam kalo aku berkata2 mcm tuh. Hahahaha!

ajezahmad said...

@ xiau chun - Tu la, agak kurang sopan gak ar makcik tuh. Dah ar budak tu kecik lagi. Xpaham aper2 pon.

Eh2, sampah tuh aku btol2 pantang ek. Susah nak maapkan org buang sampah merata2. Maybe sbb trauma tahun lpas, budak lvl 3 campak sampah ke bawah bilik aku mcm tuh jer. Bodo tol budak tuh.

ajezahmad said...

@ ArsSisters - Aku x berani? Aku x berani Ars? Yela, aku xberani. Hahahahaha!

Adlan said...

nak suarakan sesuatu on the spot memang susah.. nak jaga ati orang lagi.. kang tak pasal2 kena sebijik!

ajezahmad said...

@ myadlan - Tu la pasal. Aku suarakan dari jarak jauh jer. HahahA!

Anonymous said...

Xpe Aziz.. Aku sokong walaupun ko ckp dlm hati je.. Kita ni bljr teruk2 nak bantu merawat alam sekitar, tp diorg senang2 je merosakkan alam sekitar.. Bila dah terhantuk, mula nak salahkan org lain.. Bak kata Nabil, Lu pikirla sendiri..

Anonymous said...

Xpe Aziz.. Aku sokong walaupun ko ckp dlm hati je.. Kita ni bljr teruk2 nak bantu merawat alam sekitar, tp diorg senang2 je merosakkan alam sekitar.. Bila dah terhantuk, mula nak salahkan org lain.. Bak kata Nabil, Lu pikirla sendiri..

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