Wednesday, October 5, 2011

$5000 Loan

I found this story on Facebook and thought would be interesting enough for u guys to read it. So, I re-post it here.

An Indian man walks into the New York City bank and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan.
The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the India for keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the banks underground garage and parks it there. 

Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays $5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you are away, we checked you out and found out that you were a multi-millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to borrow $5000?” The Indian replies "Where else in the New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks and for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return".

P/s - $15.41 for 2 weeks but still, all those paperworks. Hmm. :)

Monday, September 12, 2011

Top Chef Just Desserts - 202 - Sweet Symphony

Episode #2 is up! Download the episode by combining the mediafire links below:-

Margaret Braun was the guest judge in this episode. She is an author, master cake-maker and sugar-artist extraordinaire. She baked some of the most beautiful cakes in the world, and even Oprah is a fan of her. Read here for more info.

 Some of her arts (and believe me, these are cakes!):-

Some of the snapshots in this episode:-

Friday, September 9, 2011

He Is So "What" In Whatever

Source - Awkward - 102 - Knocker Nightmare 

So gonna use this quote. Hehe.

Top Chef: Just Desserts - 201 - Showpiece

After receiving several number of requests, I decided to re-upload and share the links for Top Chef: Just Desserts - Season 2 on this blog. I choose to reup the episodes on Mediafire since the download speed from this host is quite exceptional in Malaysia. Here are the links:-

Join this files by using HJ Split Software. You can find it here.

You guys gonna like and be addicted to it. Leave comments to support me and if you wanted to discuss regarding the current episode. Enjoy the show.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Computer Says No!

Source - Little Britain USA - 101 - Episode 1

Meet Carol Beer.


Carol is a permanently bored and extremely unhelpful woman who works at various jobs requiring the use of a computer, such as a bank clerk, travel agent and hospital receptionist. Upon being approached by a customer with a very reasonable request, she will type this in to her computer and, upon discovering the request cannot be met, she will respond with a bored "computer says no." She is unwilling to use any human reason or common sense to help her customers, and will then cough at them to make them leave.

Opposite to Carol, during my job, I will try my very best to help any customer regarding their technical issue, with any possible mean that I have at that point. However, there are still some people which don't understand and straight away accuse that I didn't do my job properly. At that particular moment, I wish I can switch on my 'Carol' mode, and say to his face, COMPUTER SAYS NO! Haih~

When Life Gives You Lemon, Make Lemonade

They didn't make lemonade, but each of them had produced different varieties of desserts from one main ingredients, lemon.  

Lupa pula nak intro. Kali ini, aku nak bercerita tentang salah satu rancangan realiti favorite aku, Top Chef: Just Desserts. Sekarang sudah masuk ke Season 2 dah. Siapa-siapa yang belum menonton Season1 tu, sangat-sangat direkemen untuk kamu semua muat-turun. Atau, tonton saja di Channel 702, Diva Universal.

Nah, aku tatapkan kau orang semua dengan 10 hasil daripada contestants Top Chef: Just Desserts Season 2 ini:-

Kagum kan? Ini baru gambar. Serius, korang kena tengok baru korang rasa betul-betul impress giler! Banyak istilah bombastik dalam dunia chef sebenarnya. Pavlova la, meringue la, curd semifreddo, compode la. Satu hari nanti nak cari kamus tentang nama-nama desserts ni.

Bila tengok rancangan ini, mula la berangan nak belajar bidang kulinari masakan ni, fokus untuk desserts. Ada siapa-siapa tau tak mana boleh apply? Setakat ini, memang aku ada pergi kelas, tapi belajar dari rumah ke rumah la. Baru dapat buat tiga desserts jer: Praline, Pop Cake dengan Blueberry/Fruit Tart jer. Yang tart tuh pun dah lupa. Memang kena pergi kelas balik.Tapi kalu kita apply untuk Sijil/Diploma/Degree, baru bersungguh-sungguh sikit kan? :)

Sunday, September 4, 2011

The Four Stages Of An Actor's Life

 Source - Hot in Cleveland - 222 - Elka's Big Day

Victoria Chase is expressing her resentment about her acting life. From a nationwide, to just a local celebrity at Cleveland.  

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Arrogant People, We Don't Like You.

Arrogant people, please remember that you are not always right and the world is not only about you. Please adjust yourself and be more humble and acceptive.

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Sunday, August 14, 2011

Don't Eat The Cheaaken!

Have you guys read my post about Krappi Kall on my other blog? If not, you can just click here. I couldn't help myself but to post one of my favorites here. I bet you guys will laugh your ass off! This one is a very LOL one I tell you. Just hit the play button below:-

Friday, August 12, 2011

Krappi Kall

Krappi Kall? Hollli Kerrap. Apakah?  Hahaha! Krappi Kall ni macam prank call la. Eh, bukan macam, tapi memang prank call pun. 

Tak pernah dengar? Korang nih.. Dengar la Fly FM setiap petang hari bekerja, dalam Phat Fabes and Ben Show. Mereka berdua ni memang hebat dalam bab-bab menggelikan perut anda sampai anda tergelak seorang diri dalam kereta. Kerja terbaru mereka, Krappi Kall.

Yang menarik tentang Krappi Kall ni, mostly, orang yang kena prank call tu orang yang bekerja dalam service sector. Macam hotel, customer service, stesen minyak dan juga carwash. Tambah lagi, yang buat prank call itu ialah Ben punya alter-female-Thai-ego, yang bernama "Dun Krappi Dong Dong". Memang layan habis dan gerenti korang semua agak gelak seorang diri macam aku. Nah, klik gambar di bawah ini untuk ke Krappi Kall.

P/s - Jangan gelak berlebih-lebihan ye.


Tuesday, August 2, 2011


Who knows, sleeping two to three hours during the fasting month can be so exhausted. So guys, avoid too much sleeping. Be active, but not too active though, or the outcome will be the same. 

Tips of the day. :)


Monday, August 1, 2011

Hi There!

I'm actually trying to blog from mobile. Hehe. By the way, happy fasting to all my muslim friends and readers. May we able to find more benefits in this Ramadan than before.
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Friday, July 29, 2011

Super Street Fighter IV

Introducing, my new addiction, Street Fighter 4!

It is one of the first arcade game that I used to play with my siblings back when I was in primary school. Back then, the game was in 2D and the graphic was not as excellent as today. The Ultra and Super combo attacks  were also in one direction only.  The characters were also not as diverse.

In Super Street Fighter IV, there are more than 30 characters available. For me, Chun Li, Ryu and Rose are still my top favorites. However, there are also some underdog characters that have massive combo attacks such as Yin, Yang and also Juri.


The best thing about SSF IV is the Ultra Combo attack. Memang kaww tak hengat! See the video below:-

Who Will Make It First

 Source - Modern Family - 211 - Slow Down Your Neighbors

P/s -  
  • Delivery pizza, specificallly Domino Pizza ada 30 minutes policy. Kalau lambat, dapat kupon percuma. Polis? Apa pun tak boleh. :p
  • Series Modern Family nih sangat kelakar, yet penuh family values (Untuk perhatian Madam Dilla). Heheh. 


Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Good News, Everyone!

Read more about Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth a.k.a. Professor "Good News, Everyone!" here.

Are You An Executive?

Source - Futurama - 617 - Law and Oracle

Fry was asking about a promotion and within seconds, Prof Farnsworth immediately promoting him from a regular delivery boy to an executive delivery boy. Fry accepted it without realizing that it is the same old boring job, but with a proud-to-be-of title only.

Err, somehow, terkena batang hidung saya sendiri jua. :p

P/s - Bos, I need a real promotion!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Monday, July 11, 2011


Source - Futurama - 617 - Law and Oracle

Type: Noun

  • The act of taking something from someone unlawfully
  • stealing
  • theft
  • thievery
  • thieving


Source - Pretty Little Liars - 201 - It's Alive

Errr, people, please avoid gossiping. This is a reminder for me and the community.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Mo and Mos

Siapakah mereka? Mereka ialah sepasang kawan yang menyertai The Amazing Race Australia. Aku pernah post-kan tentang mereka di Facebook minggu lepas.

Wah! Sangat kagum dengan mereka. Aku pernah terfikir (baca: berangan) untuk menyertai The Amazing Race sebelum ini dan antara persoalan yang timbul sebelum aku menghantarkan permohonan (macamlah betul..) termasuklah "Kalau aku dapat join, macam mana nak sembahyang tengah-tengah race nanti? Aiseh". Namun yang demikian, Mo dan Mos menbuktikan, solat bukanlah satu halangan! Buktinya, setelah dua leg di dua buah negara, mereka masih lagi ada di dalam race tersebut. 

“Who knows? Just taking five minutes to stop and pray might just help us focus. And that could be just what we need to win the race,” says Mos.

All the best kepada Mo dan Mos. You guys have all the supports from Malaysia! Ingin tahu lebih lanjut tentang mereka? Klik sini saja.

Ada satu lagi team yang aku support, Team Anne-Marie dan Tracy. Kedua-dua mereka sangat positif okay! Tak kisah la, walaupun mereke ketinggalan, mereka tetap berfikiran positif. Dan gelak tawa mereka sangat addictive (ya, mereka memang suka gelak.)!