Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Aiyoyo! Samy Vellu, aPa sUdah jAdi?

Favorite Quote from Samy Velu

1) Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"


2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan
sa ya besar`


3) On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"


4) Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-
orong kampong disini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa
bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied, "Kalau takde sungai, kita bina
sungai!"


5) Samy's favorite quote on
national television "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini
toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"


6) During the water shortage
crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"


7) During blood donation campaign
in Sg Siput: "..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."


8) During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang
saudara-ma ra semua.." (actually is "saudara-saudari" )


9) At an opening
ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk
membuka kain"


10) Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya
sangat-sanga t besar"


And lastly u know why our N-S Highway
concessio naire is named PLUS.

PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy

1 comment:

CikSelampit said...

weh..ko nak masuk ISA ke?
yinnei appa kanggel nallek ninndey kendel ongkrel yillek!